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What is this?

This is a blog, a blog about life, culture, people, things, and oddities.

I'm blessed with a strong memory. Unfortunately, all my memory does is keep track of the most mindless, pointless, and obscure topics that nobody else remembers or cares about. I also love to complain. But people don't want to hear it.

So what else am I to do? Writing all this stuff down is one of the only ways I can stay sane. Years ago, I used to blog like this regularly, and several people have asked me to bring it back. So, that's what I did.

What does "eating shit" even mean?

The phrase "eating shit" is Miami slang. It's taken from the Cuban Spanish phrase, comiendo mierda (literally, eating shit). To eat shit means to do nothing or to waste time, which is what friends tell me I'm doing when I complain about all of these things.

What happened to Nonsense Report?

Nonsense Report will always be my #1 baby, but as I grew up, it was time to move on. There's a lot of fun humor to be mined when you're a kid complaining about school and work. . . but that same humor doesn't really translate when you're an adult.

I do plan on sharing some of Nonsense Report's greatest hits every now and then alongside the new stuff. Hopefully, Eating Shit will serve as it's spiritual successor.

Why doesn't your blog have pictures, interviews, better examples, in-depth research, fact-checking, etc.?


Don't think about it too much.

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