Jared M.

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Most of my "writing" these days goes to Eating Shit, my blog. A blog about life and culture, Eating Shit chronicles my experiences with societal minutiae that most people never notice or care about. If you're reading this, chances are the blog hasn't been updated in weeks.

Floorboard (now DEFUNCT) was a collection of essays submitted by the general public. I asked friends, family, and people on Craigslist to write prose or poetry answering one question: what's the biggest story of your life? I received several dozen submissions, most by people who did not understand the assignment. I shut it down after months of no readership.   

Before that, all the writing went to Nonsense Report, now DEFUNCT. Watch for old Nonsense Report entries in my new blog.

Zachi, a Tamagotchi secret character.